This article yesterday in GAWKER made me wonder if my own gift to my Dad was any more or less appalling.
Here's the email I sent him on Sunday:
Dear Dad,
A week ago or so, while doing work-related research for my job, i.e. shopping, this necklace caught my eye on Hautelook.com. Sadly, it was so popular (and 50% off), it was already sold out by the time I opened the email. Yes, was that cute. (see below)
So I emailed to the San Diego-based jewelry company, Leila, begging that I had to have one. Explaining, you see, that the necklace was to be a Father's Day present for my Dad, the retired Air Force Lt Col./pilot. (A present that moi would wear happily and proudly in his honor, of course.)
Shahriar, the customer service rep at Leila, was so touched, I'm pretty sure she was mopping up beaucoup teardrops on her keyboard when she replied that she'd managed to find the very last one of the sold-out necklace and yes, they'd be delighted to sell it to me, and yes, it would arrive by Father's Day. Calamity averted!
Dad, it's unlikely that either of my two sisters will be quite so loving, thoughtful, and selfless on this, your special day. (Probably because I'm the middle child.) But don't think less of them ... it's not their fault they didn't get the 'giving' gene, like I did. Just pretend to enjoy the brunch and cards and calls, knowing they're doing the best they can in their own (if less creative and thoughtful) ways.
No, no, Dad. No thanks necessary. Believe me, the pleasure was all mine. I must admit, I have a kind of almost psychic gift-giving intuition - to hone in on the perfect thing. That's just the kind of daughter I am. Sigh. And then, let's not forget, I'm a shopping goddess by profession. How lucky for you!
Happy Father's Day! I hope you enjoy your present in the spirit that it was intended. I know I will!
As always. Love,
Sheryl
P.S. This is definitely one for my forthcoming book "101 Shopping Rationales for Every Occasion."
P.P.S. I'm already starting to plan ahead - thinking about what *you* would like for your birthday! Maybe an iPad? Of course I might have to test drive it for you for a year or so.